will somebody please cut me down from this rope

free penguins

coffee

you look funny when you're sleeping

the right way to make a mousetrap

You will need the following items:

-5 empty cardboard toilet paper rolls
-1 nail
-a whole roll of Duct Tape
-colander
-approx. 10" barbed wire
-tweezers
-sterile gauze pads and bandaids
-spring-loaded syringe
-fake "book" that's really a safe
-matches
-sandpaper
-4" x 6" piece of plywood
-7 Q-Tips
-1 eraser head



Put it all together. 
When the mouse appears, take the

modern art

your grandmother is ashamed of you

I don't think you're going to make it

on the plate of life

it's all your fault

my favorite song

it's not going to be ok

you really are repulsive

thought you were dead

wish you would be less like you

stupid

magical bugs

if anyone ever needed cosmetic surgery it would be you

ketchup

milk

your feet are not pretty

cat box