10.24.2012
the right way to make a mousetrap
You will need the following items:
-5 empty cardboard toilet paper rolls
-1 nail
-a whole roll of Duct Tape
-colander
-approx. 10" barbed wire
-tweezers
-sterile gauze pads and bandaids
-spring-loaded syringe
-fake "book" that's really a safe
-matches
-sandpaper
-4" x 6" piece of plywood
-7 Q-Tips
-1 eraser head
Put it all together.
When the mouse appears, take the
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